Tuck & Tape Baby!

Beltway Bitch has noticed several sissy panty photos on the Wild Weird Web recently that feature a disturbing bulge. Now girls, this is not very feminine is it? In Washington the only places to find men who like girls with a masculine bulge are found on Capitol Hill, the restrooms at Union Station and at that horrid cult house on C Street.

Every special girl like Beltway Bitch should know how to make the bulge disappear so that you have a nice feminine looking pubic area. One method that works is to wear a severe panty girdle. While this gives a nice appearance Beltway Bitch has found girdles to be most inconvenient when it is time to be more intimate (meaning getting down and nasty).

Another method that works well is called tuck & tape, This method requires more preparation and dedication. Beltway Bitch prefers tuck-and-tape because it does not get in a man's way when he wants to use Beltway Bitch in that special way.

The basics are simple. Tuck everything out of sight and tape it up so it stays there. First Beltway Bitch suggests that you shave your pubic area. This allows the tape to hold better and makes it much less painful when the tape is removed at the end of your little adventure. Beltway Bitch recommends athletic tape. Athletic tape is designed for contact with the skin so the adhesive does not contain any irritating chemicals. Beltway Bitch has used duct tape in a pinch but it leaves some adhesive on the skin when removed. Make sure to wash your pubic area with some old fashioned soap - not the soft skin body wash that you use every day. The idea is to remove all of the body oil from the skin so the tape will adhere well.

First place a strip of tape horizontally across your pubic area just above the shaft. This will anchor the other strips of tape. Next place another strip of tape across the top of your buttocks. Now the tuck part: There are two natural cavities in your crotch for your boy balls. This is where they go when you are very cold. With practice you can easily slip those boy bits out of sight into those cavities. Beltway Bitch has had so much practice that sometimes the boy bits just wander up there on their own! Now while using one hand to hold your balls in their hiding place use your other hand to push your penis down between your legs. You should push it far enough that it is slightly stretched. This will hold your balls in place. Now take a long piece of tape. Start the tape at the anchor tape in front just to the left of your crotch the run it down and across to the right buttock and to the anchor tape on your back. The tape should cross over between your legs. Now do the same going from right to left. You may want to use several pieces of tape, overlapping them slightly. Then place another piece of tape over the ends where they are anchored. If done correctly, the tape should not block your pleasure hole at all.

Now put on your panties girl! Look in the mirror and admire your girly crotch! This is how Beltway Bitch likes to look when it's gurlz night out.