Gender Ambiguous Support for Joe Wilson

What an exciting weekend for Beltway Bitch! Though it was raining when Beltway Bitch left The Crucible Saturday Night Sunday Morning, Sunday afternoon was sunny and warm. It was the kind of day that would bring everyone out to the National Mall including Beltway Bitch. Sunday was the perfect time to show Beltway Bitch's support for Joe Wilson, our poster child for anger management and impulse control issues. How do people manage to reach such high office without addressing such negative personality traits?

Now Joe Wilson has had several thousand “I'm with Joe Wilson” t-shirts printed up and they are being GIVEN AWAY to his supporters. But those t-shirts are a rather conservative blue on white design that would not suit Beltway Bitch at all. Ms. Stern, knowing Beltway Bitch so well, suggested a light pink t-shirt with dark pink lettering. Perfect! Beltway Bitch has a tank top just like that except it says “I'm with Stupid” with and arrow pointing down to the crotch. So, Beltway Bitch decided a tank top would be even better than a t-shirt.

Ms. Stern also insisted that Beltway Bitch buy the shirt in person to make sure it was done correctly and not just order it over the Internet. So, Beltway Bitch went to the local shopping mall and found a kiosk that sold custom printed tops. The young woman working at the kiosk asked who Joe Wilson was and Beltway Bitch explained that he was the Congressman who interrupted President Obama's health care speech by yelling “You Lie.” The young woman scowled at Beltway Bitch so Beltway Bitch went on to explain that the top was part of a joke and Beltway Bitch did not condone the Congressman's behavior. The young woman looked a little confused and asked who was going to wear the top. Beltway Bitch said very quietly “I am.” since Beltway Bitch was waring boy clothes. The woman laughed at Beltway Bitch and said “I hope nobody decides to beat your ass.” Beltway Bitch felt quite embarrassed though it was fun at the same time.

So Sunday afternoon, Beltway Bitch dressed in the new top, a skimpy little skirt and pink fishnet tights and drove down to The Mall with two friends to take some photos in front of the Capitol. There were so many people at The Mall. Most of the people acted like Beltway Bitch was invisible. When they looked in Beltway Bitch's direction, they seemed to be looking at something in the distance. Some of those confused liberals looked at Beltway Bitch and scowled in disapproval of her shirt supporting Joe Wilson. They did not understand that Beltway Bitch supports Joe Wilson in his struggle to act like a gentleman but Beltway Bitch does not support his politics. On the other hand several conservatives also misunderstood and gave Beltway Bitch a big grin!

Beltway Bitch's friends took several photos with the Capitol in the background. We even took some video! Then Beltway Bitch's friends headed off to Georgetown. Beltway Bitch enjoyed wearing the skimpy little outfit so much the Beltway Bitch wandered up to Dupont Circle for a while just to walk around in the beautiful late summer weather.