Sunday, September 27, 2009

There is Real Life inside the beltway

You might get the idea that everyone in Washington, DC lives and breathes politics and government but there is more going on inside the beltway that that. Yes Virginia, there is REAL LIFE inside the beltway.

For example we have a professional baseball team, The Nationals. Well they look like a professional baseball team with those nice uniforms and the shiny new stadium off of South Capitol Street. But sadly they are rather like Beltway Bitch's boobs. They look real enough until someone starts to play with them.

Practically right around the corner from the ball park there use to be a busy industrial area. There's an old coal-fired power plant located on a finger of land that juts out into the Anacostia River that is aptly named Buzzard's Point. Nearby is a row of what use to be warehouses and work shops that now houses a treasure of kinky fun.

First there is The Crucible, DC's fetish night club. They have a wonderful play space where Beltway Bitch loves to play kinky little games. Beltway Bitch was just there last night, totally "en femme" looking for fun.

Beltway Bitch spent some time talking to the "littles". It was way past their bed time and Beltway Bitch sternly asked them why they were up so late. Well they were having a sleep-over with there camp friends and they said they had permission to be up that late. (Note to the porn Stazi, "littles" are adults who like to play at being little, not actual children.)

It was a rather quiet night at the crucible so Beltway Bitch had to be content with watching others be tide up and beaten rather than being beaten herself. Beltway Bitch has had many nice beatings there along with other kinky fun.

Practically next store to The Crucible is Ziegfield's which features nude male dancers on some evenings and Gurlz rather like Beltway Bitch on other evenings. It is also a bit of a hangout for gurlz like Beltway Bitch. Some evening Beltway Bitch will get up the nerve to go in to Ziegfield's. Some of their patrons have made such suggestive and rude comments to Beltway Bitch on the way back to the car after leaving the Crucible. The Ziegfield's clientèle might not be the kind of crowd that Beltway Bitch is comfortable with.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Poor Congressman Joe Wilson is so misunderstood

Poor Congressman Joe Wilson is so misunderstood. Beltway Bitch doesn't claim to know if Joe Wilson is a racist angry white man or not. But Beltway Bitch thinks his angry outburst at the joint session of Congress was due to poor impulse control. Beltway Bitch totally understands and sympathizes with the Congressman because Beltway Bitch has a problem with impulse control too! Though Beltway Bitch's impulses have nothing to do with inappropriate angry outbursts. Beltway Bitch has trouble controlling impulses that are quite different and much more inappropriate. That's why Beltway Bitch says “I'm with Joe Wilson!