Tuck & Tape Baby!

Beltway Bitch has noticed several sissy panty photos on the Wild Weird Web recently that feature a disturbing bulge. Now girls, this is not very feminine is it? In Washington the only places to find men who like girls with a masculine bulge are found on Capitol Hill, the restrooms at Union Station and at that horrid cult house on C Street.

Every special girl like Beltway Bitch should know how to make the bulge disappear so that you have a nice feminine looking pubic area. One method that works is to wear a severe panty girdle. While this gives a nice appearance Beltway Bitch has found girdles to be most inconvenient when it is time to be more intimate (meaning getting down and nasty).

Another method that works well is called tuck & tape, This method requires more preparation and dedication. Beltway Bitch prefers tuck-and-tape because it does not get in a man's way when he wants to use Beltway Bitch in that special way.

The basics are simple. Tuck everything out of sight and tape it up so it stays there. First Beltway Bitch suggests that you shave your pubic area. This allows the tape to hold better and makes it much less painful when the tape is removed at the end of your little adventure. Beltway Bitch recommends athletic tape. Athletic tape is designed for contact with the skin so the adhesive does not contain any irritating chemicals. Beltway Bitch has used duct tape in a pinch but it leaves some adhesive on the skin when removed. Make sure to wash your pubic area with some old fashioned soap - not the soft skin body wash that you use every day. The idea is to remove all of the body oil from the skin so the tape will adhere well.

First place a strip of tape horizontally across your pubic area just above the shaft. This will anchor the other strips of tape. Next place another strip of tape across the top of your buttocks. Now the tuck part: There are two natural cavities in your crotch for your boy balls. This is where they go when you are very cold. With practice you can easily slip those boy bits out of sight into those cavities. Beltway Bitch has had so much practice that sometimes the boy bits just wander up there on their own! Now while using one hand to hold your balls in their hiding place use your other hand to push your penis down between your legs. You should push it far enough that it is slightly stretched. This will hold your balls in place. Now take a long piece of tape. Start the tape at the anchor tape in front just to the left of your crotch the run it down and across to the right buttock and to the anchor tape on your back. The tape should cross over between your legs. Now do the same going from right to left. You may want to use several pieces of tape, overlapping them slightly. Then place another piece of tape over the ends where they are anchored. If done correctly, the tape should not block your pleasure hole at all.

Now put on your panties girl! Look in the mirror and admire your girly crotch! This is how Beltway Bitch likes to look when it's gurlz night out.

Stealth Waist Training

One problem with boys who like to be girls is that we have no waist to speak of. On way to fix this is by strict corset training. I have a lovely but serious Meschantes Training Corset designed for tight-laced corset training. But corset training works best as a twenty-four hour a day discipline and a heavily boned corset is a bit too obvious to wear to work under boy clothes.

Maidenform has a solution, the "Wear Your Own Bra" Instant Slimmer. This body slimmer is smooth enough to wear under your boy clothes and has no bra cups to call attention to your lingerie. It's available in black and beige so it will not show through your clotes.

It's also a pretty serious slimming garment with light boning and 19% Lycra. After wearing it for a few hours, you'll feel almost as though you have been waering a corset. After a few months of wearing a corset at home and to bed every night and wearing the body slimmer during the day, you're sure to have a much more feminine waist to show off for your mistress or those nasty boys that I know you think about.

Pink Slip for Senator Harry Reid?

Beltway Bitch was just reading twitter and found someone in Texas that wants to send Senator Harry Reid a pink slip! What a lovely idea! Beltway Bitch would love to receive a pink slip too. Beltway Bitch loves pink lingerie. Oh wait - maybe that's not the kind of pink slip the man in Texas meant.

Gender Ambiguous Support for Joe Wilson

What an exciting weekend for Beltway Bitch! Though it was raining when Beltway Bitch left The Crucible Saturday Night Sunday Morning, Sunday afternoon was sunny and warm. It was the kind of day that would bring everyone out to the National Mall including Beltway Bitch. Sunday was the perfect time to show Beltway Bitch's support for Joe Wilson, our poster child for anger management and impulse control issues. How do people manage to reach such high office without addressing such negative personality traits?

Now Joe Wilson has had several thousand “I'm with Joe Wilson” t-shirts printed up and they are being GIVEN AWAY to his supporters. But those t-shirts are a rather conservative blue on white design that would not suit Beltway Bitch at all. Ms. Stern, knowing Beltway Bitch so well, suggested a light pink t-shirt with dark pink lettering. Perfect! Beltway Bitch has a tank top just like that except it says “I'm with Stupid” with and arrow pointing down to the crotch. So, Beltway Bitch decided a tank top would be even better than a t-shirt.

Ms. Stern also insisted that Beltway Bitch buy the shirt in person to make sure it was done correctly and not just order it over the Internet. So, Beltway Bitch went to the local shopping mall and found a kiosk that sold custom printed tops. The young woman working at the kiosk asked who Joe Wilson was and Beltway Bitch explained that he was the Congressman who interrupted President Obama's health care speech by yelling “You Lie.” The young woman scowled at Beltway Bitch so Beltway Bitch went on to explain that the top was part of a joke and Beltway Bitch did not condone the Congressman's behavior. The young woman looked a little confused and asked who was going to wear the top. Beltway Bitch said very quietly “I am.” since Beltway Bitch was waring boy clothes. The woman laughed at Beltway Bitch and said “I hope nobody decides to beat your ass.” Beltway Bitch felt quite embarrassed though it was fun at the same time.

So Sunday afternoon, Beltway Bitch dressed in the new top, a skimpy little skirt and pink fishnet tights and drove down to The Mall with two friends to take some photos in front of the Capitol. There were so many people at The Mall. Most of the people acted like Beltway Bitch was invisible. When they looked in Beltway Bitch's direction, they seemed to be looking at something in the distance. Some of those confused liberals looked at Beltway Bitch and scowled in disapproval of her shirt supporting Joe Wilson. They did not understand that Beltway Bitch supports Joe Wilson in his struggle to act like a gentleman but Beltway Bitch does not support his politics. On the other hand several conservatives also misunderstood and gave Beltway Bitch a big grin!

Beltway Bitch's friends took several photos with the Capitol in the background. We even took some video! Then Beltway Bitch's friends headed off to Georgetown. Beltway Bitch enjoyed wearing the skimpy little outfit so much the Beltway Bitch wandered up to Dupont Circle for a while just to walk around in the beautiful late summer weather.

There is Real Life inside the beltway

You might get the idea that everyone in Washington, DC lives and breathes politics and government but there is more going on inside the beltway that that. Yes Virginia, there is REAL LIFE inside the beltway.

For example we have a professional baseball team, The Nationals. Well they look like a professional baseball team with those nice uniforms and the shiny new stadium off of South Capitol Street. But sadly they are rather like Beltway Bitch's boobs. They look real enough until someone starts to play with them.

Practically right around the corner from the ball park there use to be a busy industrial area. There's an old coal-fired power plant located on a finger of land that juts out into the Anacostia River that is aptly named Buzzard's Point. Nearby is a row of what use to be warehouses and work shops that now houses a treasure of kinky fun.

First there is The Crucible, DC's fetish night club. They have a wonderful play space where Beltway Bitch loves to play kinky little games. Beltway Bitch was just there last night, totally "en femme" looking for fun.

Beltway Bitch spent some time talking to the "littles". It was way past their bed time and Beltway Bitch sternly asked them why they were up so late. Well they were having a sleep-over with there camp friends and they said they had permission to be up that late. (Note to the porn Stazi, "littles" are adults who like to play at being little, not actual children.)

It was a rather quiet night at the crucible so Beltway Bitch had to be content with watching others be tide up and beaten rather than being beaten herself. Beltway Bitch has had many nice beatings there along with other kinky fun.

Practically next store to The Crucible is Ziegfield's which features nude male dancers on some evenings and Gurlz rather like Beltway Bitch on other evenings. It is also a bit of a hangout for gurlz like Beltway Bitch. Some evening Beltway Bitch will get up the nerve to go in to Ziegfield's. Some of their patrons have made such suggestive and rude comments to Beltway Bitch on the way back to the car after leaving the Crucible. The Ziegfield's clientèle might not be the kind of crowd that Beltway Bitch is comfortable with.

Poor Congressman Joe Wilson is so misunderstood

Poor Congressman Joe Wilson is so misunderstood. Beltway Bitch doesn't claim to know if Joe Wilson is a racist angry white man or not. But Beltway Bitch thinks his angry outburst at the joint session of Congress was due to poor impulse control. Beltway Bitch totally understands and sympathizes with the Congressman because Beltway Bitch has a problem with impulse control too! Though Beltway Bitch's impulses have nothing to do with inappropriate angry outbursts. Beltway Bitch has trouble controlling impulses that are quite different and much more inappropriate. That's why Beltway Bitch says “I'm with Joe Wilson!”